squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.

I love my man, he always has squid testicles

by Gamergeneral May 13, 2016

Bull Testicles

Where redbull comes from

Bro A: Hey bro, what are you drinking?
Bro B: Redbull bro!
Bro A: Ew, you know it comes from Bull Testicles, right bro?
Bro B: What?

by superior_intellect035 August 7, 2018

Tropical Testicles

It's complicated; When you cum on or near the hair on your crotch, don't clean it up, and you do not take a shower in a day, you get tropical testicles. This also occurs if you cum, don't clean it up, and engage in exercise. It gets its name by the tell tale sign of this ailment; Hot, humid crotch stink.

Jonathan: Yo dude come check this out!
Michael: No way, I can smell your Tropical Testicles from here!

by ZAAAWMBEEEZ May 29, 2021

im missing all 3 testicles

This is a phrase made by a pure genius it’s what you when you busted 3 nuts into your dads anal cavity and forces him to break his back so you then stick your penis into an orange and ejaculate immensely

Dude last weekend was lit Im missing all 3 testicles now because of it

by 39 year old feminist January 11, 2018

old milk twisties

An even better name for nipples.

Hey Brad! I’m gonna touch your old milk twisties, so you better watch out!

by 5exyg1raff3 March 30, 2019

play soccer with my testicles

When the monsters behind the blue fence get horny and decide they want to play soccer.

Hey, watch out for that blue fence. The one time the monsters behind that fence got so horny that they decided to play soccer with my testicles.

by Ballistic573 December 21, 2020

twisties

The beautiful winding curves certain country roads hold, that provide an unparalleled thrill to all true motorcyclists through a godlike combination of road, momentum, man, and steel.

It was a beautiful day, with the sun shinning and God smiling down upon me as I set out to hit up the twisties and be reborn--true freedom at last.

by Vikramaditya March 25, 2009