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Twig Newton

When a male with a small penis or a micro penis is engaging in intercourse and wants to satisfy their partner during penatration. The man with the pencil pecker will cup both hands around his testicles and push his thumbs outward along side his tiny man member's shaft so as to simulate having more a more girthy wang.

This technique can also be used by men f9r normal penile circumference in intercourse with a gaping or otherwise cavernous orifice. This is a solution to the "hotdog in a hallway situation"
Derrick had to give her the Twig Newton for her to get off.

*when seeing a micro penis* You're going to have to Twig Newton me with that little thing.
by Redrokkit May 20, 2021
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skill twig

A skill tree with very stunted/limited options. Diablo IV let's players upgrade their abilities with a skill twig.
ARPG player: Diablo IV's skill tree looks more like a skill twig.

ARPG player 2 : Yeah I'm gonna go beat my meat over Path of Exile's skill forest.
by 1Head February 26, 2020
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Twiggle Giggle

This is when a girl tickles your penis. And you give a little giggle.
This chick gave me the best twiggle giggle last night. I chuckled for such a long time.
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Taiga

The northern coniferous forest, which extends across North America and Eurasia, to the southern border of the arctic tundra; also found just below alpine tundra on mountainsides in temperate zones.
We have to do a project on different biomes for Biology class and I'm doing mine on the taiga.
by Sophia Lilith May 31, 2009
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twigamee

one who unwittingly twinned with a twigamist
poor jellyface, did you hear her twin's a twigamist?" "so that makes her a twigamee...harsh" "i thought twigamy was illegal nowadays :/
by thetwigamist June 15, 2010
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