Tweetarhea

An affliction of the tweeterholic, whereby excessive, uncontrollable spasms of tweeting occur, followed by general ennui.

Whoa, dude, Bill just had horrific attack of Tweetarhea. He nearly filled up my iPhone!

by Whyte Noiyse July 6, 2009

Tweetarded

Someone who is totally clueless as to the social significance of twitter. A total imbecile in a situation that can be analogized as George W. Bush and an Economy. A retard when it comes to the use of twitter.

I told you you need to get a twitter account to but you're still stuck in facebook and Hi5, why do you insist on being so tweetarded!!!

by BrainStormer June 18, 2009

tweetorial

Noun. A tutorial that is about Twitter or placed on Twitter.

I don't know how to follow Felicia Day on Twitter! Is there a tweetorial that will tell me how?

by EmpyClaw October 7, 2010

Tweetattack

a phenomenon happening when twitter goes down and all the tweetmeats freak out and over post on their facebook walls with boring messages about twitter.

Tweetattack

OMG! Twitter is down!!!! I repeat twitter is down!! help!

by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetyrant

A petulant tantrum of sturm and drang called down upon customer service representatives, major corporations, political parties or movements or (as it may be) the inadequate clue level of one's employer; the annoyance thus generated is discharged through a flurry of ranting on the popular micro-blogging service Twitter, with accompanying foul, abusive and inappropriate language.

Fuck me, Bagless threw his rattle out of his pram and had a bit of a tweetyrant about the AV Referendum the other night.

by imipak May 20, 2011

Tweeturbation

The act of tweeting yourself on purpose, or by accident.

Roy: @roy has some serious tweeturbation happening here!

by wjrcoop October 11, 2012

tweetapated

When your so crazy in love with someone you'll do anything for them, anything at all to get their attention, constantly obsessing over their affection as if it were essential to life.

"You aint' hittin the club tonight?"

"Naw, I'm gonna head home and give my girl some attention. It's mani/pedi night, she likes the way I do it so..."

"Dude, you straight TwEeTaPaTeD, you been talking that lame all week."

by The Phreshmaker1700 February 1, 2014