Tweeting off

Similar to jacking off, but with the help of TWITTER.
Can also be used as an insult.

Go tweet off u little twit.
Stop tweeting off so much, you'll go blind.

by srocks March 22, 2009

Tweeting OCD

when tweeting the number of characters must end with a certain number.

Erika: Ugh! My last tweet ended in with a 3!
Jake: So?
Erika: All my tweets must end with the number 5 or 0, or else it's no good.
Jake: You have bad tweeting OCD.

by TNT333 April 26, 2011

tweetup

Taking social media one step further and meeting the people from twitter, as a group, that you socialize with on a daily basis.

him: Did you hear about that tweetup in Canada?

her: You mean #tweetONeh? I was there! It was the best tweetup ever!

by tweetup attendee June 27, 2013

tweetdick

Someone that doesn't respond to your work emails while tweeting all day their various feelings about things.

My tweetdick of a manager is too busy to give me notes, but at least she found time to spread the word on that adorable cat video she stumbled upon.

by Urban Jed August 25, 2011

Tweeting

Writing using a bird's beak

Maui from Moana: "When you write with a bird, it's called tweeting."

by Dapper.Hailstorm July 3, 2017

Tweetin' Shit

The equivalence of Talking Shit, only, this trash talking is over tweets on the popular social network Twitter.

Hey Brit, too bad your computer doesn't work, I've been tweetin' shit about you all day.

by jayarrghh July 2, 2009

tweeting jesus

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014