Tussed Out

A combination of having your hair tussled, then subsequently tossed, usually out a window.

"Hey man, where you been?"

"Damn that bitch just tussled my hair, then threw me out the goddamn window!"

"Hah! You got tussed out bro.

by Infelsian January 7, 2010

tuted up

When you sit close to something or you look good

man why you sittin so tuted up

by jamespearl September 16, 2009

One-Tusked Walrus

A sexual act in which a man shoves his penis through a fish and then has sex with a woman (or whatever) till he cums about sad fish

Dude i totes One-Tusked Walrus-ed her on the iceberg

by wienerton mcguyver April 28, 2010

I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.

Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

fuck tutted

someone who has sex in school

"did you hear someone was fuck tutted in the girls loo's"

by it is usss November 23, 2009

How you tasted

How a person tastes.

"I had a few, got drunk on you and now I'm wasted,

And when I sleep I'm gonna dream of how you tasted..."

by GayPotato28 November 12, 2020

A family member has tested positive for Covid-19

A hangover

Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19

by Javid-19 January 13, 2022