watch that turns into a hamster

Something very advanced, technologically or otherwise, but completely useless.

A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.

James Bond: "Hey Q, I've got all these gadgets left I didn't fucking use! This watch, you push a button, turns into a hamster. What was the point of that? And the jam trousers, was that your idea? Fucking useless!"

John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"

by MathKills December 22, 2009

Sand Turds

Yet another term for radical Islamic Militant types.

"The world would be a much better place without Sand Turds"

by The Real Jemezman August 4, 2009

turnstilish

1. The ability to move stylishly through the ever-so-awkward turnstiles.

2. The sudden turning of something from boring to stylish.

3. Clumsy, gangly, or somehow resembling a turnstile.

1. He rides the subway every day... I guess that's why he's so turnstilish.

2. High-waisted skirts?!?! How turnstilish!

3. Poor Sam... he was so tall and skinny that he stayed turnstilish until his 15th birthday.

by AllieCakesMuffinlegs March 19, 2008

kentucky turnstile

A certain pile of dead bodies.

"Jus' walk on trough that ther' kentucky turnstile to git on that ther' train."

by TrikyDickyAintPicky February 16, 2017

turdshine

to polish the crap until salable. Usually applies to making something appear more desirable than it really is when in reality it is a steaming pile of fecal mass. Can be used in any situation involving making things that suck look less suckier and passing them off as being the coolest fucking thing on earth.

"Time for a new update, lets just apply some turdshine to the old release and charge them for the higher version number."

"Congressman 1: How can we pass this bill that fucks over Americans?"
"Congressman 2: Lets rename the previously failed bill and try to pass it again!"
"Congressman 3: We owe our paychecks to turdshine."

by theantilulz November 5, 2011

Fat Tarts

A fat, but flat chested girl who creates the illusion of having tits by pulling the fat from her back, and then stuffing it into a push-up bra.

Monte: Check out her tits!
Rick: Naw man, those are fat tarts.
Monte: Snarf.
Rick: Ruh Roh.

by ChellChell September 8, 2010

sprinkle turds

An extremely loose and explosive bowel movement characterized by small and numerous shards of feces.

I ate so much chili that I ended up with a toilet-bowlful of sprinkle turds.

by MomToKate September 27, 2010