A covert breach at the condom's tip prior to application, causing the contraceptive device to slide to the base of shaft. Resembling a turtleneck and resulting in more pleasurable intercourse. This is an advanced maneuver that could result in serious consequences, including but not limited to any number of stds and/or as serious as fathering a child with a woman whose name you might not even know.
Thotsaid I was a man slut and had to wrap the weenie up. So I used the turtleneck instead of smashin her with a floppy.
by Awes0me_sauCe September 24, 2016
Get the Turtleneckmug. by This is what you get December 17, 2020
Get the Turtleneck Buttmug. When you go a month without pooping, and the turd is so huge it stretches you hole so far that afterwards it hangs down loose like the collar of a turtleneck sweater.
I went to camp and couldn't poop for a month. When i finally did, it stretched my asshole out so badly now I've got turtleneck butt.
by TenhoSede December 7, 2020
Get the turtleneck buttmug. (n.) A strategically designed sweater that has a piece of fabric at the top which hugs fabric completely around the neck. Mostly worn more recently by snobby artists (usually accompanied by a beret also black) or mom's over 35. However, the sweater originated to solve an age old problem of hiding hickeys. The neck is one of the most common places for visible hickeys to appear after a passionate make out session. The next day when you have to have dinner with you parents (or maybe even grandparents!) the hickey will make them think you are some kind of sex fiend. A fashion designer had this problem and after realizing all of their scarves were dirty (don't ask, that is more sex fiend stuff) quickly sewed extra fabric on top of an old sweater to completely conceal around the neck and thus the hickeys. Now men and women can wear hickeys around their families and everyone will think they just have no fashion sense.
Girl: "Tomorrow I have to spend Christmas visiting relatives."
Guy: "So no Chistmas Eve necking then?"
Girl: "Oh we totally can neck all night, I have an ugly Turtleneck Sweater I can wear!"
Guy: "So no Chistmas Eve necking then?"
Girl: "Oh we totally can neck all night, I have an ugly Turtleneck Sweater I can wear!"
by Kangarilla September 30, 2014
Get the Turtleneck Sweatermug. The act of a man's head being placed between two sets of large breasts so that the breasts form a "turtleneck" around the man's neck.
by Big Choctaw July 9, 2010
Get the Swiss Turtleneckmug. by kith September 12, 2004
Get the bishop in a turtleneckmug. by Teh Duder December 2, 2014
Get the Brown Turtleneckmug.