by keith August 9, 2003
Get the turkeyfuckin mug.My grandmother has massive turkey neck, yo. Gobble, Gobble. It sags from here to there and everywhere.
by crunkalicious July 4, 2004
Get the turkey neck mug.when you make a turkey with two people's hands instead of doing a high five (one person does a thumbs-up and the other puts their hand as if they were wanting a high five and then you basically "pound it' into the hand)
Then the person with the high-five hand takes their index finger and puts it in and out of the whole made by the thumbs up hand.
Then the person with the high-five hand takes their index finger and puts it in and out of the whole made by the thumbs up hand.
by Jackie Rothman July 11, 2007
Get the Turkeyfuck mug.a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down between your penis and your ball sack. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb
"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("
by nathan S June 2, 2006
Get the turkey neck mug.When your neck is permanently locked at a 90 degree angle down wards by trying to perform oral sex with your own genitals(penis).
"OH man my turkey neck is fucking killing me", "yo call that misuse, i need to get my turkey neck worked out", "man i need to get a girlfriend, i keep giving myself these dirty turkey necks"
by Bum Bandit 709 November 9, 2011
Get the Turkey Neck mug.an unsightly, nauseating wobble of excess skin hanging from an elderly individuals white powdery neck in a comical fashion
by kathy with a k May 27, 2005
Get the turkey neck mug.by Wamba September 15, 2003
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