Turducken

Placing the penis into the vagina while simultaneously placing testicles into the anus.

Everyone can enjoy a turducken but not for long.

by Stillfat September 15, 2021

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Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom

i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken

by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

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turduckening

Anal sex that occurs while the receiver is simultaneously excreting feces.

Yo, I heard that Texas has laws against Turduckening.

by OtnememX March 25, 2008

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When you find something that consists of something containing something which also contains something which makes you blurt out "This is like a turducken." because that is quite similar to a turducken.

"One time in the junkyard I found a bus which had a small car in it which had a toy car in it. It was like a turducken."

"Oooh, interesting."

by ComputerWorld February 5, 2024

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Turducken

The act of placing fecal matter in the man's pee hole, and then has intercourse with a woman.

She asked me to surprise her, and I said. "Girl, Thanksgiving has come early" , and Turducken and doggy, yo!

by BarebackJack October 17, 2017

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Turducken butterslide

When someone take a mammoth shit from a 3 day constipation spell and it sticks the the floor of the toilet bowl and proceeds to topple like Jenga into the genitals of the producer. It will leave a butter smear on the meats.

Today is had 6 laxatives to cure my chronic constipation and I blasted out my longest log ever. Didn't realize until later that I had a crusty turducken butterslide smear on my tightly whities. It took 4 wash cycles before I eventually threw them away.

by Cunt bean blister November 29, 2024

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