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Turducken

Placing the penis into the vagina while simultaneously placing testicles into the anus.
Everyone can enjoy a turducken but not for long.
by Stillfat September 15, 2021
mugGet the Turduckenmug.

Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom
i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022
mugGet the Human Turduckenmug.

turduckening

Anal sex that occurs while the receiver is simultaneously excreting feces.
Yo, I heard that Texas has laws against Turduckening.
by OtnememX March 25, 2008
mugGet the turduckeningmug.

turducken

its a turkey, duck and chicken all stuff inside of each other.
Me: Mom what's for dinner?
Mom: a Turducken!
Me: cool
by ClassOf2018 December 29, 2014
mugGet the turduckenmug.

Turducken

Anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman 8+ months pregnant.
When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.
by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021
mugGet the Turduckenmug.

Like a turducken

When you find something that consists of something containing something which also contains something which makes you blurt out "This is like a turducken." because that is quite similar to a turducken.
"One time in the junkyard I found a bus which had a small car in it which had a toy car in it. It was like a turducken."

"Oooh, interesting."
by ComputerWorld February 5, 2024
mugGet the Like a turduckenmug.

Turducken butterslide

When someone take a mammoth shit from a 3 day constipation spell and it sticks the the floor of the toilet bowl and proceeds to topple like Jenga into the genitals of the producer. It will leave a butter smear on the meats.
Today is had 6 laxatives to cure my chronic constipation and I blasted out my longest log ever. Didn't realize until later that I had a crusty turducken butterslide smear on my tightly whities. It took 4 wash cycles before I eventually threw them away.
by Cunt bean blister November 29, 2024
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