When someone take a mammoth shit from a 3 day constipation spell and it sticks the the floor of the toilet bowl and proceeds to topple like Jenga into the genitals of the producer. It will leave a butter smear on the meats.
Today is had 6 laxatives to cure my chronic constipation and I blasted out my longest log ever. Didn't realize until later that I had a crusty turducken butterslide smear on my tightly whities. It took 4 wash cycles before I eventually threw them away.
by Cunt bean blister November 30, 2024
She asked me to surprise her, and I said. "Girl, Thanksgiving has come early" , and Turducken and doggy, yo!
by BarebackJack October 17, 2017
Person 1: Bought a turkey for thanksgiving!
Person 2: Buy me a duck too!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I'm going to make a turducken. It's a duck stuffed in a turkey
Person 1: Sounds gross but ok
Person 2: Buy me a duck too!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I'm going to make a turducken. It's a duck stuffed in a turkey
Person 1: Sounds gross but ok
by MioBoy.exe March 24, 2020
by Stillfat September 15, 2021
The act of which three furries get together to vore one another in a sequence, where one furry vores another, then gets vored by the last furry, completing the movements.
Tim: hey bill ima do the turducken with milo tomorrow wanna join in to make it complete
Bill: eh sure my schedule is cleared as long as I'm the first it should be fine
Bill: eh sure my schedule is cleared as long as I'm the first it should be fine
by Damain November 24, 2024
by ClassOf2018 December 30, 2014
I almost got hit in the face with some monkey shit, but luckily i did my turducken move, and my friend took it to the dome instead.
by seerokool March 29, 2019