turdling

a term used to describe the motion of a turd, when clenching cheeks, the turds keeps peeking in and out like a turtle head from its shell

fuck, once I start turdling, I knew clenching wouldn't help, I droped a loaf right on the sidewalk.

by CyberFist December 17, 2020

turdle kisses

Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.

a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.

Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 12, 2012

TURDLES

where you take a shit on a turdles

DUDE I DID A turdles

by do A FlIp November 08, 2019

Turdle

When you are playing Wordle while taking a shit

Tom's away from his desk but just shared his Wordle score on Facebook

He must be playing Turdle

by gruffi February 26, 2022

Turdle

A guy with unusually large trapezius muscles whom isn't ready to come out of his shell just yet... Albeit he was a nice guy, he couldn't resist the urge to furrow his brow in disbelief and self loathing... I'm that guy. Hunched over a keyboard. Aggressively typing.

Dude I need a quit being a turdle. Fr fr. Asap

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Turdle

When you swim in poo

Verb: Turdling

No! Stop doing a turdle!
OR
Stop turdling!

by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016

Turdle

When you really have to take a shit and it pokes out of your asshole, specifically used when you must clench to retract it

Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle

Person A) Bro, I have a solid turdle right now
Person B) Fix your shit, you sick fuck

by Turdlemaster May 24, 2018