turdburglar

a homosexual person

haha -- look at that turdburglar!

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

turdburglar

A little gremlin who lives in your toilet who steals your turds when you're finished.

"Hey turdburglar, get back here with my shit!"

by SB91777 July 27, 2005

turdburglar

A really worthless person.

"That dudes a real turdburglar. Dont trust him"

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

Turdburger

a person who is a retard.And burger is funny

"hey there tardburger!"

by Emo December 25, 2003

turdburglar

one who steals poo

anna williams

by cream January 9, 2004

TurdBurglar

When you are sitting on the can and the log that pops out from your 'poop shoot' is suddenly snatched by the force of a amazingly smooth criminal's hand sliding between your right ass cheek and the toilet seat, this my people is your commonly known TURDBURGLAR!

Informant: Da'Boof
Possible Whereabouts: Boof-Town USA, Lost City of Boof, Boofermuda Triangle & Boof Be Gone.

OMG! Who was that mask-man? He stole my Turd! What a fucking TurdBurglar! WTF Mate?

by Boof Nasty April 23, 2009

Turdburglar

A person so sneaky they could steal a turd out of your toilet before you notice or flush.

I think that turdburglar Tanya has been using my vibrator again...

by Dr Harry Johnson September 20, 2012