Skip to main content

shithouse door on a tuna boat

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.
"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"
by Pard Padre January 29, 2008
mugGet the shithouse door on a tuna boat mug.

dumb tuna

A stupid girl. A moronic woman. While default action can cause one to receive this title, it is usually for an incredible display that it is bestowed.
"Wendy is one dumb tuna"
by dumbtuna July 27, 2006
mugGet the dumb tuna mug.
Related Words

Distempered Tuna

Damn man, I'm tired of all this distempered tuna around me....all the bitches keep yelling at me!
by Tuna Lover March 6, 2009
mugGet the Distempered Tuna mug.

drooling tuna

An aroused pussy...wet and ready for sex.
After sucking Cheryl's tits for a while I stuck my hand in her panties and SQUISH...the drooling tuna!
by Ferguson July 3, 2005
mugGet the drooling tuna mug.

the dirty tuna

When a girl grinds on you and leaves a red mark (blood) on your leg because she's on her period.
Dude, is that blood on your leg? You just got the dirty tuna'd!!!
by Domidango December 22, 2013
mugGet the the dirty tuna mug.

tuna salad on sweet dark

It's actually exactly what it sounds like. A tuna salad sandwich on dark bread.
Can't wait to get one of those tuna salad on sweet dark sammiches today for lunch.
by BKYokes April 27, 2017
mugGet the tuna salad on sweet dark mug.

dick face tuna

Drake is so ugly hes a dick face tuna
by omara April 11, 2014
mugGet the dick face tuna mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email