After you dismount from having sex with your partner you then push your partner off the bed onto the floor very quickly

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Putrid smelling mud monkeys/bowel movements that slide out like slippery fish after eating nothing but a bounty of seafood for a week. The odor is often so foul that victims mistakenly find the smell delightful and immediately develop mercury poisoning.