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Tug, Tug, Juice!

Similar to Duck Duck Goose, naked men sit in a circle, and the man who is "it" (the tugger) masturbates while walking around the circle of men, yelling "TUG, TUG" and just before you shoot your load on another man, you yell, "JUICE!!!" The man you had ejaculated on has to then get up and chase you. If he grabs and hugs you before you sit in his spot, you must sit in the middle, and all the men must jack off and ejaculate on you, then you are "it" again.
"Come on, Johnny, lets go play 'Tug, Tug, Juice!' with Jacob and the boys."
by Trenedey February 24, 2015
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TUG

the token ugly girl-a girl who hangs around with a group of fit girls-go for her to make a quick entry into the fit girls there is always TUG
you:hey girl how u doin?
TUG:gd thnks u?
you:im doin great now.

all the hot girls think u fancy her and this is a first for her so they all contact u and it goes from there!
by dirtybertie August 31, 2006
mugGet the TUGmug.

tug

Something that is wank i.e. crap, shit, poor.
That new game's tug.

I need to get a new car, mine's tug.
by Dan_24 April 20, 2008
mugGet the tugmug.

TUG

Abbreviation of Tall Ugly Guy. Generally a lanky dude, reminiscent of napoleon dynamite that hangs out with hot boys: similar to the token ugly girl in this way. Seems unfortunately to often be the most eager to flirt with any girl available, that or hurl abuse about her being ugly.
"ohh you mean the TUG that hangs out with jack? oh, okay i have never known his real name"
by non-event September 1, 2006
mugGet the TUGmug.

tug boating

Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.
Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....
by ohohface247 December 11, 2012
mugGet the tug boatingmug.

Thunder tug

A quick Franklin, you know jerking it in thunder and lightning, bolting off.
Ol Benjamin Franklin discovered electric conductivity while having a thunder tug, he sent up a kite in a terrible storm and as he furiously masturbated the lightning helped him get off.
by BEARCULES August 24, 2019
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tug buddy

A thicc strong friend to help you achieve victory
Rubio's tug buddy Rojas was keeping the gap to Nizzolo in check while Healy and Mcnulty winked at each other.
by RosaliaYAlejandro4Ever May 22, 2023
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