Tuesday

A day in the week we’re everyone can get horny without getting guarded

Girl: Omg he send me a dick pic

Boy: wait but it’s Tuesday

Girl: Oh silly me it’s TUESDAY

by Nig got June 23, 2021

Tuesday

Tuesday is the worst day in the world.
Useually a school day where everything goes wrong.
There is a holiday directly after the last tuesday of the school year called: Day-After-Tuesday-Day.

A: I have fellen down stairs, failed a test, made a fool of myself and was stabbed by a pencil.
B: Must be Tuesday.

by Joseph Pfister November 4, 2005

Tuesday

Only day of the week that has been decided by the suicide committee to be fit to jump off a bridge

*Monday*
Gary- “I just wanna jump off this bridge right now”
Tyron- “You can’t man gotta wait till tomorrow”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “You can only jump on Tuesdays man”

by AgLet- August 9, 2019

tuesday

A general purpose insult. Last element of the acronym "See (C) You (U) Next (N)" and the word in question, and useful in situations where cursing is inappropriate.

Person 1 - "That guy over there took my parking space!"
Person 2 - "What a tuesday."

by Handsome B. Wonderful April 22, 2004

tuesdai

An awesome beautiful girl who humps random things on Wednesdays and scares teachers. Usually Tuesdais have family bands.

What is she doing?
Oh she's being a tuesdai.

by Lexy likes unicorns November 14, 2013

Tuesday

noun
1.
the day of the week before Wednesday and following Monday.

"Come to dinner on Tuesday."

by skyeblitz April 19, 2015

Tuesday

The worst day of the week. It's the worst day because Monday sucks, but Tuesday is like Monday again. Since it's the worst day of the week it's the only day you can kill someone and get away with it. Tuesday is a day of anarchy.

I'm going to kill you next Tuesday.

by Tuesday_Sckus Loochs May 31, 2007