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Dirty Tabitha

When you spit mayonnaise into someone's ass, and they shit it back out all over your face.
John gave me a Dirty Tabitha last night, and now I don't have enough mayo for a BLT.
by Wxllco April 21, 2020
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Pulling a Tabitha

Makes everything cringe, extremely dry when talking to, always makes everything a problem.

Super cringe and probably Romanian
Oh look at that cringe Romanian kid she’s Pulling a Tabitha
by Bvcxznsj995 March 31, 2021
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Tabitha

Tabitha the best friend you could have , she is pretty, funny, and smart. She has brown hair, brown eyes(if she does you know she is great). She always makes you laugh. If she needs too she could beat someone up (she’s fiesty). You dont have to be afraid to talk bad about people with her (she is not a snitch), if you get on her bad side it is game over for you. She is overall funny nice and awesome , she is the best friend you could ever have.
Person:Who’s that?
Tabithas friend: the best person ever , her name is Tabitha.
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Tabitha

The most beautiful, smart , fragile and unapologetically honest.

You need this girl in your life.

Eyes like the darkest night , to match her dark soul but she has nothing but kindness in her broken heart.

When you finally fight your way through the layers of her armour you will be on the most magical mystery ride of your life. She is everything you wanted and didn’t know you needed.

This girl gave me life.

This girl should be my wife.
There she is ! That’s Tabitha. Isn’t she everything you’ve ever wanted?
by outofthisworld74 November 24, 2021
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doing a tabitha

1) Saying you’re going to come but cancel or “flake” out last minute.

2) Saying you’re too busy to come even thought you’re really not, eg; “sorry i’ve got to clean the cupboards”

3) Hibernating in your room “revising” for unimportant tests that are two weeks away instead of socialising with friends and family

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1) Oh is she not coming? I guess she’s just doing a tabitha again
2) She is always doing a tabitha, when will she ever come out her room?
by ellielmao April 23, 2019
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Tabitha

tabitha is hilarious
by buttsexwithyourmom April 8, 2020
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Tabitha

Tabitha is certainly a character.shes always outgoing and can’t sing to save her life, she probably doesn’t even realise how bad she is at it.Tabitha is a role model and chav.She tries her hardest to impress the boys at all costs.She has many nick names such as Tabby,Tabbycat,Tabea,Tabbi,Bea,Tab and Bea.She brighents up everyone’s day and is genuinely funny without trying.She will often say things that she doesn’t even realise the meaning of getting her into lots of trouble but she’ll do it to please her friends.Shes innocent minded and really pretty.The boys flirt with her but she doesn’t take notice.She has zero common sense yet somehow manages to be the smartest of the group.Academically of course.All round everyone loves her and is good at making frenemies but don’t try and fight her because you WILL LOSE!
Tabitha is so leng she dosent need a boy she needs a man.
by Beababyt May 7, 2020
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