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squeaky-ts

breasts that have had plastic surgery and now have dog's chewy toys inside of them. for entertainment during intercourse.
Nicholas H: I hope my wife one day has squeaky-ts so i always have something to play with during sex.


squeaky-ts by ASWW February 21, 2009
This stands for *Too Short; Want More*. It's sort of this opposite internet lingo of TL;DR, which stands for "Too Long, Didn't Read".
ARTICLE: TL;DR: he died.
ME: TS;WM
TS;WM by TheFlyingJester August 28, 2019
Short for "totally sweet"
That snow wall in front of Bobby Ott's door was TS
TS by MJM December 7, 2003
The opposite of tl;dr.

To short; didn't read.
"Did you see how small his post was?"

"No, ts;dr"
ts;dr by Harry Krishna August 22, 2008
Tumblr saviour. Personal posts are often tagged ts so followers can remove them from their dash using tumblr saviour.
Tags: wank for ts
Ask for ts
ts by Buffy1997 December 1, 2013
Literally, meaning "too stupid, dont care" ;
omg, ts;dc, you are such a loser.
ts;dc by ahab July 15, 2004