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Trump’s Wall

A wall Donald Trump wants to build as part of his master plan to grab em by the pussy.

Step 1: Build wall
Step 2: kick out Latino men
Step 3: Easy picking of hot latina chicks
Intelligent person: “The true purpose of Trump’s Wall is something the Fake News Media won’t tell you.”
by Artemboss July 17, 2018
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Trump's touch

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trump's touch.
by Zariza January 31, 2020
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trump's last name

Similar to Obama's last name, this is a complete mystery to humankind. It is likely we will never truly know trump's last name, although some sects of Trumpers believe it to be 's wall.
You: hey bro, what's trump's last name?

Your friend: idk, I think 's wall?

You: you mean like trump's wall?

Your friend: yeaaaaaahhhh
by PINKB0II October 19, 2020
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Lies, Damn Lies, and Trump’s Lies

When God’s “anointed” political savior of millions of white blue-collar workers and hundreds of thousands of white evangelicals says that two and two are five, there are no reasons why his diehard supporters should doubt or question about his brand of political math—when real statistics in politics are often concealed or concocted to boost the politician’s odds of winning an election or reelection.
For decades, it’s about “lies, damn lies, and statistics”; today, in an age of Trumpism, the new mantra for dishonesty is “lies, damn lies, and Trump’s lies.”
by MathPlus December 26, 2020
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Trump’s razor

Trump's razor refers to the philosophical idea or scientific principle that of any given set of explanations for Donald Trump’s behavior, it is most likely that the stupidest explanation is the correct one.
Internet sleuth: “That anonymous op-ed in the NYTimes had to have been John Kelly.
He used the word “lodestar” to throw Mike Pence under the bus. It’s three dimensional chess, man!”

Bob Woodward: “There isn’t any 3D chess in that place. There’s not even a game of checkers. Trump’s razor says it was Mike Pence himself.”
by ZakkFlash September 5, 2018
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failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

(verb):

a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian
if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run
by Uncle Dimma November 17, 2016
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Donald Trump's Ass Hair

Ay Donald Trump has leftover shit stuck to his ass hair and it's stanky
Ew whats that smell? Donald Trump's ass hair had shit on it.
by Alex H a h a February 6, 2021
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