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puppy trumpet 

When you place your entire mouth over the nose of another living being, such as a dog or a human female, and blow into it.
I was too nervous to kiss her at the end of the date, so I gave her a puppy trumpet instead.
puppy trumpet by wendigodude January 26, 2018

trumpette 

These are normally obese, tattooed, uneducated baby makers that drive beat up '92 Pontiacs and date hairy backed dotards. They voted for trump because their dotard boyfriends have 'struction jobs and told them to. All of their kids have different last names and their asses are the size of Delaware. Some of them smoke mile long Benson and Hedges and hang out at the local watering hole while their kids tear up their government subsidized housing.
That trumpette really looks like an old whore doesn't she? I'll bet she has a big gizmo.

Booty trumpet 

A term meaning to pass gas. Coined by Michael Kyle (Damon Wayans) on the sitcom "My Wife and Kids".
Guy: Oh, man! What stinks?!
Guy #2: Sorry about that, dude; I just played the booty trumpet by accident.
Booty trumpet by T.L. Hughes September 14, 2010

Meat Trumpet 

Coach eli a.k.a Elias Melas is certified to play the meat trumpet.

Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend

trumpeter's lips 

When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips
It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil
trumpeter's lips by Loopydave December 1, 2018

trumpetblowers

A catchy nickname for the profusion of whistleblowers who are sounding more like a trumpet now.
The Trumpster has certainly brought the patriot trumpetblowers, en masse, out of the woodwork!
trumpetblowers by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019