trumpalin

Trumpalin; (Trump/Palin) meaning clueless idiot that should have been weeded out by natural selection, single handed let proving Darwin was wrong.

Damn, Garths been real trumpalin lately .

by Jazmanian devil May 1, 2016

trumpalotapus

A large male orange dinosaur with small hands, large torso and head so large its neck can't support it. He only feathered dinosaur of it's size. Generally a very loud dinosaur that grabs at the female genitals as a sign of dominance. It's intelligence is lacking any significance and is considered as a stupid bully among other dinosaurs. This dinosaur also has ordinarily strange lips that quiver when the pheromones of the female species is picked up making an awkward sounding duck like noise.

Did you see that Trumpalotapus grabbing pussy and pounding his large chest as he sloshed through the swamp?

by Vtpepperman420 December 15, 2016

Trumperneck

Verb. Compulsive malady. To become physically unable to look away from the impending trainwreck that is one U.S. Presidential nominee's flailing campaign. Those who are afflicted by Trumpernecking often find themselves watching videos, reading articles, and in extreme cases, watching cable news, to learn of outrageous acts committed by Donald J. Trump, in the hopes of soothing their inevitable nervous anxiety in the days leading up to the election.

While Trumpernecking this morning, I discovered Donald's latest Tweetstorm and I thought, man, this guy should definitely NOT have the nuclear codes.\
4 out 5 #NastyWomen prefer Trumpernecking to Twerking.

by NastyWomyn October 24, 2016

trumpaloon

The opposite of a chode, something incorrectly referred to as a "noodle dick" or a "cheed." More simply: a long skinny penis.

My friend sam has an 8 inch dick, but its girth is that of a crayon, Sam has a trumpaloon.

by NAOHLOL December 13, 2010

trumploan

Whatever remains of the 2 trillion dollars in economic relief available for small businesses that isn't funneled off into corporate bank accounts, corrupt political slush-funds or a void of opportunistic government crisis-accounting.

You get'cher trumploan yet?
Naww, not yet.

You holdin' yer breath?
Nope...

by YAWA March 25, 2020

Trumpeting

(verb): to bellow, rant, vehemently whine, or otherwise blow out metaphorical hot air. To demand attention, throw a tantrum or have a fit. To fill a space with as much shrill noise & self-righteousness as possible. To lie, loudly & "bigly." To pander to the gullible & rile up the immoral & willfully ignorant. To distract, manipulate & play your supporters like a musical instrument with your tiny, tiny hands.

"Dude... It's 3:00 a.m. & your weird theatre major roommate won't shut up about how his ex stole the his youth & the best years of his life, & how there's some vast conspiracy preventing his success & disallowing anyone to recognize his otherwise obvious genius. Evidently he thinks the world revolves around him?"

"I know, I'm sorry man. Just ignore him, he's Trumpeting, again."

by Kuaishou December 29, 2018

trumpeting penis

A trumpeting penis is when a overly large penis shoots a bursting load on a face, pauses and then shoots two to five more huge loads before finishing with a final dribble

Carls trumpeting penis coverd her whole face like a ten man bukkake !

by You're A Winner At The Buzzer June 2, 2007