Trouting

Rather than use a hamster with teeth and claws that can cause internal damage, one shoves a 6-11" rainbow trout up their anus. Trout are preferred as they are soft-rayed fish and come self lubricated. Trout have a natural tendency to swim upstream to spawn and their struggles will delight.

Jeff, Doug, and Mike mistakenly used spiney-rayed catfish while trouting each other and had to go to the clinic for removal before they rotted. It was quite a site as 42 kittens, lured by the smell, followed them there.

by JWILD1 December 19, 2018

trout

A term used to refer to girls/women by men whilst out on the pull.

"Mate, the trout is quality in here tonight!"

by Jimmy_S June 4, 2007

Trouting

The look depicted on one's face, which resembles that of a trout, often caused involuntarily, due the contortion and spasm of their facial muscles after ingesting large quantities of MDMA, also known as gak or ecstacy.

"Gee Patty, just have a look at Maud's face, she looks as though she had fun out on the gak last night because she is seriously trouting!!"

by Matthec7 January 16, 2009

trout

An ugly and usually old woman

1) Look at that old trout
2) I don't fancy that moose she's an old trout

by Master Blaster July 11, 2003

trout

to drop a stink nugget in the shower and watch it swim downstream

Holy Shit! Maria laid a trout in the dorm showers!

I couldn't hold it anymore, I had to trout it out.

by Johnny Maria Gestapo III February 21, 2005

trouting

to lie ontop of one's friend/ partner (preferrably not strangers as it could get a tad awkward) and flop your body up and down like a wet fish, being sure to keep your arms straight at your sides at all time. Often used to initiate sexy time.

i felt a tad uncomfortable when i woke up to find the guy i pulled last night trouting me.

by fo shizzle hizzle April 2, 2009

Trout

Just means a type of fish. Not a synonym for "truth"

The trout swam merrily up the stream

by thetruthabouttrout August 1, 2012