Toolmate is the word used to describe a roommate who is a giant tool (usually in college). A toolmate will have no opinion of there own but will say shit that they deem as cool but will generally be very poorly received by an audience. They often give off a good first impression but after around a week they begin to show how much of a tool they really are and they drive people insane.
Example 1.
Toolmate: how many of you guys are going to be cock sucking mother fuckers and bow down to that frat instead of driving me to walmart.
Large group of people: .........
Example 2.
Toolmate: dude can i borrow your car i want to take a girl downtown.
roommate of toolmate: uhhh can you drive stick?
toolmate: yeah i can drive stick, dude my first car was a stick shift.
roommate of toolmate: yeah didnt you total that car?
toolmate: yeah dude. your point?
roommate of toolmate: i think that im going to have to pass on letting you borrow my car.
toolmate: OK dude be lame.
Toolmate: how many of you guys are going to be cock sucking mother fuckers and bow down to that frat instead of driving me to walmart.
Large group of people: .........
Example 2.
Toolmate: dude can i borrow your car i want to take a girl downtown.
roommate of toolmate: uhhh can you drive stick?
toolmate: yeah i can drive stick, dude my first car was a stick shift.
roommate of toolmate: yeah didnt you total that car?
toolmate: yeah dude. your point?
roommate of toolmate: i think that im going to have to pass on letting you borrow my car.
toolmate: OK dude be lame.
by roommate of toolmate August 29, 2009
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common use to disrupting intelligent discussions.
common use to disrupting intelligent discussions.
1. yo, why u neva talk 2 me anymor i thought we wuz friends.
yo gurl, i kno u kno my language. quit hatin on me, u hurtin ma feelins
I am assuming you are speaking a type of English...? I think he's speaking trollanese
2.
yo yo yo dis your boy aka da authority, jus wanna tell yall to wake up. mannings a traitor, probably a closet homesexual 2
yo gurl, i kno u kno my language. quit hatin on me, u hurtin ma feelins
I am assuming you are speaking a type of English...? I think he's speaking trollanese
2.
yo yo yo dis your boy aka da authority, jus wanna tell yall to wake up. mannings a traitor, probably a closet homesexual 2
by green thumbs June 19, 2010
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A real troll (good troll) will have some since in what they are saying to invoke mass argument and anger in others (possible for entertainment). They will usually try and validate their (possibly) made up opinion or statement with half truths and sometimes even bullshit to continue the mass flame war. Real Trolls are usually hard to spot and can easily fool people into thinking they are serious.
A Fake Troll is easy to spot. You can usually spot them if they coin terms like Kys, Drink Bleach, get Wrehkt, and m8. They usually say things like Hitler was a hero or crack jokes about 9/11 to easily trigger people. They usually make no sense and when they are caught with their bullshit they usually attack your grammar and spelling, calling you stupid. Fake Trolls are essentially bullies who use trolling to hurt peoples feelings which gives Real Trolls a Bad Rep and has single handily destroyed any chance of a Real Troll getting to troll. But if you are good at it then you can still get some real trolling done. Good luck troll army, end the fakes!
A real troll (good troll) will have some since in what they are saying to invoke mass argument and anger in others (possible for entertainment). They will usually try and validate their (possibly) made up opinion or statement with half truths and sometimes even bullshit to continue the mass flame war. Real Trolls are usually hard to spot and can easily fool people into thinking they are serious.
A Fake Troll is easy to spot. You can usually spot them if they coin terms like Kys, Drink Bleach, get Wrehkt, and m8. They usually say things like Hitler was a hero or crack jokes about 9/11 to easily trigger people. They usually make no sense and when they are caught with their bullshit they usually attack your grammar and spelling, calling you stupid. Fake Trolls are essentially bullies who use trolling to hurt peoples feelings which gives Real Trolls a Bad Rep and has single handily destroyed any chance of a Real Troll getting to troll. But if you are good at it then you can still get some real trolling done. Good luck troll army, end the fakes!
Real Troll: Donald Trump will be the best president our country has ever had.
*Massive Flame war*
Trollabe: Shut up you faggot DBZtards kys, Drink Bleach. Lol Get Wrehkt M8!
*Crickets chirping*
Real Troll: You're obviously a Trollabe so just stop embarrassing yourself
Trollabe: KYS you faggot!
*Massive Flame war*
Trollabe: Shut up you faggot DBZtards kys, Drink Bleach. Lol Get Wrehkt M8!
*Crickets chirping*
Real Troll: You're obviously a Trollabe so just stop embarrassing yourself
Trollabe: KYS you faggot!
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Seek a shelter before the troll faces get released.
Any attempt at Resistance is futile
Seek a shelter before the troll faces get released.
Any attempt at Resistance is futile
Oh karen look, discord got taken over by the trollfaces.
I got my account banned for partecipating at the trollface day.
I got my account banned for partecipating at the trollface day.
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