Troglodite

This is the fat ass full of fat butt dents that walks around the public pools in a thong making everyone in her path want to throw up.

Check out that trogladite over there in that disgusting silver thong!

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

Troglodite

Troglodite: The exact opposite of attractive in humans. Usually, extremely ugly men, (& occasionally women-or, whatever could be considered genitally of such a gender-male/female, anyone that dares to find out for sure) that troll/stalk free dating, & other social websites, in search of an attractive mate that they'd never have an ice cube's chance in Hell with. Some rare instances have proven that even physically attractive types can become these subhuman creatures after consuming too much alcohol, &/or drugs, or just happen to have a really horrid attitude. (See 'douchebag'.)

Go to any free dating site & scroll through photo profiles to see troglodites, or ask your friends what kinds of messages they've been receiving from strangers on facebook. You'll figure it out in less than 3 seconds, usually.

by Midwest Batz September 3, 2013

Troglodyte

A person that tends to stay inside for most of the day, usually glued to their chair browsing internet forums. Troglodytes also tend to refuse real social interaction and prefer speaking to people through VOIP applications and instant messaging.

Haven't seen John today, that troglodyte is probably at his home rotting at this desk.

by Izaak02 June 4, 2020

Troglodyte

A manly looking lesbian

Abby Wambach is such a troglodyte!

by PeteSci July 12, 2015

trogladites

A family of trailerpark imbred trogs welfare recipients, who typically live with their children. Fat woman and skinny man, usually drunk, who give a new meaning to the phrase "bottomfeeder". Typically have Summer Teeth, some'er here, some'er there.

Hey Brian, did you just see the family of Trogladites man they could eat corn thtough a pickett fence.

by brian August 31, 2005

twogladite

A funny insult to a friend.
But can also be used to insult a randomer.

"Twogladite" was founded by Kez, but Aimee and Rachael also have equal part ownership!

This insult can also be shortened to "Twog".

When is used toward's randomers as an insult, swear words can be boshed in to extend the word and help release agression.
e.g.
Randomer - "HIYAAAAAAAAAA!"
Kez, Aimee & Rach - "You Twogla-fucking-bastard-dite!!"

Kez - "Y'alright you little Twogladite?"
Aimee - "You fucking crack head!"
Rachael - " L O L ! "

by Kez baby! October 30, 2007

troglodyte

( a term invented by Montesquieu in his Spirit of the Laws)

A term of endearment used for small misbehaving children

Mother: Peter please pick up your toys and go to bed

Peter: lol I demand to be called troglodyte Peter.

Mother : well troglodyte Peter, pick up your toys please and go to bed?

Peter: okay

by Sexydimma March 11, 2017