teeing

The act of texting whilst one pees.

Elaina was in the middle of a very important conversation with her friend Devin and resorted to the method teeing so as not to interrupt the natural flow with her natural flow.

by Swinch Burger April 26, 2014

Treeping

The act of creeping on someone from a tree

Nathan was treeping on Emma and her friends last night when they were in her bedroom on the second floor.

by Parks.n March 27, 2015

star treking

Named after the scene in the most recent Star Trek movie when Spock and Uhura are kissing while Kirk is awkwardly watching, star treking is when a couple is completely completely ignoring the awkwardness of their interactions.

It was fun hanging out with them until they started star treking.

by mekh June 7, 2009

Teeing it up

The act of taking a shit.

Sorry I wasn't able to answer the phone. I was in the shitter teeing it up playa.

by Fine Motha Fucka August 12, 2011

Teeing Off

When a person becomes that irate they throw a large fit and start shouting profusely and then tend to kill small children.

i was teeing off the other night I killed that bitch!

by SuBo31 July 16, 2010

treein' the bees

See "trippin' balls".
A foreshortened version of "trippin' balls", abbreviated to "T-ing Bs" and then re-expanded to "Treeing The Bees" or "Treein' the Bees".

Especially effective in a descriptive sense, as someone trippin' balls would see a bunch of imaginary bees and have some druggy compulsion to get every last one of them back into a tree.

Also helpful when speaking in code around authority figures.

"Dude, he was treein' the bees last night, I can't even say what he was on."

by Reverend Burrell August 29, 2009

teeing off

a phrase refering to masturbation. A.K.A beating off, jerking off. If one says they have a 4:00 tee time, it would mean that individual is planning to masturbate at 4:00.

Nick: hey pal!
Jay: hey there good friend.
Nick: whats up?
Jay:oh nothing much, just finished teeing off.
Nick:atta boy;)

by jaysonderulo December 7, 2010