tree hugger

a person with absolutley no academic qualifications who protest about roads and shit(they didnt get there by teleportation)not true environmentalists like dr david bellamy or david attenbrough who choose to inform not dig up the corpse of somebodys mother as a protest because they own a gerbil or hamspster farm. typically a middle class college drop out who cant fathom that meat is not murder it is food, and they want to get off with some stinkin weirdo who pass rags off as invironmentally and socio/economic fair trade fashionable clothes made from hessian sack.

see them fucking tree hugger people i'd love to run over them in my gas guzzlin humvee

by da original playa June 11, 2006

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Tree Huggers

Group of fake ass bitches that don't mean shit also, they think they all that but in reality they a bunch of Dumb ass females

That group of tree huggers like to start mess.

by Duckkiller123 May 17, 2017

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tree hugger

a tree hugger is a female or male who likes an african americans large penis.

Girl 1: I love black guys
Girl 2: damn girl you be a tree hugger

by josh semi March 26, 2008

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The Tree Hugger

When a man drills a hole in a tree, and then fucks it.

Have you tried the tree hugger?

by Lucario6669 October 2, 2016

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tree hugger

A tree hugger is a a temporary discomfort of the male genitalia which occurs when one's moist scrotum "wraps" itself around the less moist shaft of the penis, providing a keen grip. In doing so, the testicals separate from one another and are displaced by the penis. This displacement causes significant tension on the sides of the shaft, as if the testicals were "hugging" the penis.

So in other words, it's when your sweaty balls wrap around your cock, it's not cool.

Todd: What's wrong Billy?

Billy: My junk's all tangled up!

Todd: Ohh, sounds like you've got a tree hugger!

by Duncan Swift April 24, 2006

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