Trainwrecked

The result of a long evening consuming booze and other mind altering drugs.

Lenny announced at the bar at midnight, " I have just begun to defile myself" . It could only end one way trainwrecked

by BluStarr September 5, 2016

trainwrecker

A person who makes a disaster. One who fucks up all the time.

"Your a trainwrecker all the damn time!"

"You don't wanna go near her, she's a trainwrecker."

by Eljr August 25, 2015

Trainwreck

When a mishap or coordination issue occurs in sex causing the penis to bend.

My boyfriend got a trainwreck last night. He was plowing my ass so hard he didn't notice when his dick slipped out and stabbed my taint.

by Mouthy Broadcast September 14, 2016

Trainwreckstv

squadW or something idk i dont watch twitch

squadW
what?
like, ape gang?
Jesse what are you talking about.
Trainwreckstv, bro.
shut up.

by femboylivesmatteruwu May 12, 2021

trainwreck

Sex between 3 men and a woman in which one man inserts his penis in her vagina, a different man enters her anus, and the third member receives a blowjob from her at the same time.

Your mom got trainwrecked last night when those 3 guys from bingo night all had sex with her at the same time.

or

What happened to "secret" when Phyllis and May piled on him!

by sunshine September 19, 2004

trainwreck

Britney Spears in general, highlighting many Britney incidents such as her comeback on MTV's recent Video Music Awards, fumbling her baby, showing her cooter and shaving her head, just to name a few.

The 2007 VMAs were home to the biggest trainwreck comeback of the year.

by Ashl and Krissy September 25, 2007

trainwreck

Very potent marijuana that will get you very high and fucked up. It is called trainwreck because you are so messed up. Although real trainwreck is natural fake trainwreck is normally laced with other drugs.

One hit of this trainwreck will fuck you up.

by lajoiester October 27, 2005