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Jackoff of all trades

Somebody who believes that they can multitask, but in attempting many different endeavors, fails at all or most of them. A failed polymath. An incompetent, wannabe rennaissance man.
"Dude thinks he's the jack of all trades. He screwed up the math on the cash register, he can't speak spanish for shit, and after he tried to tune up my car, I had to take it in and spend $200 bucks before it would start again. He's the jackoff of all trades."
by Hank the Monster October 18, 2009
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Pull her tracks out

Pulling out a girls weave tracks while giving her backshots or anal
"Last night i wanted to pull her tracks out"
by SHADOW REALMER September 1, 2019
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trace armstrong

the biggest man hoe at maconaquah. idk how to because he has the smallest dick in the whole world.i've seen babies with cock bigger than traces pp. im so glad trace hit puberty or sum because he would be getting to look like corey guinan. also trace has dated the biggest hoe more times than i could could (LF)
trace armstrong fucked my bitch with a tiny dick
by justgotdonefuckinyourbitch69 February 22, 2019
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Tracer

You’re here from Tik Tok aren’t you
by NerfBastion November 24, 2018
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prairie dog tracks

are the marks left in your underwear after the act of prairie dogging.
I was embarrassed when my mom pointed out my prairie dog tracks to my girlfriend.
by meanstoo September 4, 2011
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Tracey Martel

Trixie Mattel’s unofficial name, born from the time she did a pageant (yes that’s happening) and the announcer/host person was so drunk he read out ‘TRIXIE MATTEL’ as ‘TRACEY MARTEL’. Subsequently, Trixie calls herself this all the time lol. LOVE YOU TRIXXXX
by veryqueerandinthebuilding December 18, 2020
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Gambling Tracey

A bald or semi-bald person consumed by gambling and the casino life. This person can lead a normal life but online gambling at work is normal as is vacationing on riverboat gambling adventures and playing dice in da hood
That gambling Tracey is at it at work again, did you hear she just bankrupted a casino over the weekend
by TyroneJefferson September 12, 2016
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