(n.)(1) a method of dissolving awkward sexual tension by accusing nearby animals of being naked
(2) a scaly, reptilian gawker that prances gleefully in the presence of Jommy
(2) a scaly, reptilian gawker that prances gleefully in the presence of Jommy
1. (n.1)OMG! Did you see IS last night?! Jude totally pulled a topless iguana when Tommy mentioned her pulling a Paris Hilton.
2. (n.2) Look! There! Next to the cuddling Jommy and the fake trees! Topless iguanas!
3. (v.) I had to strip the iguana when that hot co-worker of mine saw me changing in my cubicle.
2. (n.2) Look! There! Next to the cuddling Jommy and the fake trees! Topless iguanas!
3. (v.) I had to strip the iguana when that hot co-worker of mine saw me changing in my cubicle.
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Guy 1: Would you bang that girl?
Guy 2: She is kind of ugly and has a bit of a gut. But she has a great rack! I'll take a topless blow job.
Guy 2: She is kind of ugly and has a bit of a gut. But she has a great rack! I'll take a topless blow job.
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1) Johno found himself too intimidated to initiate conversation with the woman of his desire so instead opted for a topless vegas as he walked by.
2) “So what’s happening with you and Julie?”
“Oh, we broke up but I still keep a pair of her panties for the occasional late night topless vegas.”
2) “So what’s happening with you and Julie?”
“Oh, we broke up but I still keep a pair of her panties for the occasional late night topless vegas.”
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