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topless iguana

(n.)(1) a method of dissolving awkward sexual tension by accusing nearby animals of being naked

(2) a scaly, reptilian gawker that prances gleefully in the presence of Jommy
1. (n.1)OMG! Did you see IS last night?! Jude totally pulled a topless iguana when Tommy mentioned her pulling a Paris Hilton.

2. (n.2) Look! There! Next to the cuddling Jommy and the fake trees! Topless iguanas!

3. (v.) I had to strip the iguana when that hot co-worker of mine saw me changing in my cubicle.
by smajr June 21, 2008
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topless blow job

Receiving felatio in which the girl fileting is topless. In a situation where a girl is unattractive but has a nice rack you would receive a topless blow job. The best way to get a topless blow job or tbj , is when the girl is going down on you, yank the back bottom of her shirt over her head like you are in a hockey fight then proceed w/ the tbj.
Guy 1: Would you bang that girl?
Guy 2: She is kind of ugly and has a bit of a gut. But she has a great rack! I'll take a topless blow job.
by John Balls October 27, 2007
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Topless Disco

In other words - boob job: when a guy rubs his dick between breasts...
She gave me a topless disco last night ;)
by Pokeer Facee May 22, 2010
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Toplessgrunt

The fattest french nerd you'll ever see. He can't find his dick in all his fat. Also, he hates it when people tell him his nose is sexy.
Toplessgrunt: WHATS WRONG WITH MY DAMN NOSE?
by Drachen` April 2, 2009
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Topless Vegas

The sneaky sniff / the backhand smell guzzler / aroma nights. An attempt to preserve and ultimately absorb a persons essence without their knowledge.
1) Johno found himself too intimidated to initiate conversation with the woman of his desire so instead opted for a topless vegas as he walked by.
2) “So what’s happening with you and Julie?”

“Oh, we broke up but I still keep a pair of her panties for the occasional late night topless vegas.”
by jizzpack January 4, 2010
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topless

Being without one's laptop.
She would have looked it up on IMDB, but she was topless.
by js February 9, 2009
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topless torpedo

the results of a botched circumcision where too much is taken off
i got him naked and found that he had a topless torpedo down there
by ustef October 19, 2011
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