A Toupee is when one man takes his nutsack and applies it onto the another man’s shaft to create an old western style powered wig/toupee
I heard Tyler and Brad were getting on in last night and he gave him the ol western toupee, Tyler said it was gay but comfy
by Handjizz_201 February 9, 2024
Get the Toupeemug. The dollop of shit you find on the head of your cock after you pull out of someone's butt.
Something that ends up on the head of your cock when it gets farted on, the fart has some shart with it.
Something that ends up on the head of your cock when it gets farted on, the fart has some shart with it.
Chelsea is so nasty, that she left a stinky toupee on the head of my cock when I pulled out of her farting asshole.
My boyfriend and I were having a farty party and I accidentally pushed too hard, and gave him the ol stinky toupee.
My boyfriend and I were having a farty party and I accidentally pushed too hard, and gave him the ol stinky toupee.
by Premature Elfatulation September 11, 2024
Get the Stinky Toupeemug. The act of taking a serious poop on the scalp of another and vigorously caressing it into their roots.
by AlaLobstah January 2, 2011
Get the Scandinavian Toupeemug. she was the ugliest women in the village but even colins toupee would smash its back doors in
colins toupee would have landed that
colins toupee would have landed that
by lowrider27 August 27, 2025
Get the colins toupeemug.