did you-a touch-a my spagette

DIDYOUATOUCHMYSPAGETTE
its a micky-mouse version of goldilocks and the three bears but instead of porridge its spaghetti :)

: :ooo some spaghetti
REE: did you-a touch-a my spagette

: : OHNO

by ChesBAllxxX January 8, 2021

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don't touch me n***a, you do not exist

A famous line from a song (Drip) that was believed to be Dixie's song for a while, but the real singer of this song is Klondike Blonde.

Me to a celebrity: Omg, I love your videos! May I take a picture? *comes closer to celebrity*

Celebrity: *sings* don't touch me n***a, you do not exist

Me: *walks away sadly*

by 12345678boiiiiiii January 18, 2021

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Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self

The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.

LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!

by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011

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you've had a touch

Cockney slang for 'you're lucky.'

'You've had a touch, stupid little mug!!'

by anonymous December 9, 2021

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"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.

friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

by Evoslip April 25, 2009

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