TOTSE

Something that is cooler than yourself and those around you. pronounced "TOT-SEE"

"That girl is so TOTSE i'll never get her"

"I can't believe this party's so TOTSE"

"Your mom catching skiff-a-lofo-guss from me at last years christmas party when we all got drunk was definitly the most non "TOTSE" moment of my life"

by skitzo Money Boxer boy December 30, 2006

tottenville highschool

tottenville high school: located in huguenot even though it’s name is tottenville, so u can already guess how retarded this school is. the rest of staten island thinks the entire school is white, but we actually have future dropouts of all races and ethnicities. when there isn’t hoes infesting the place, u get bet that some disease is. that’s most likely why we needed a whole week of gym dedicated to HIV. i think the only reason all them boys wanna transfer here is cuz not less that two blocks away it is ensured u can receive a blowjob behind dunkin’ donuts from one of us thots. not only is the school infested by HIV and thots, but also white boys who think they’re black. it’s believed that only a total of two white students don’t say the n-word. surely u think it can’t get any worse right? wrong. cuz not only do u barely get service but u can always count on deans to say the infamous “WalK aNd TalK.” legend has it that to this day the ghosts of stressed students cry it out as they walk the lonely halls at night. but, somehow, we are in fact a school of national excellence where teachers are somewhat crackheads themselves.

tottenville highschool? yeah what a piece of shit

by crackheadthot69 May 4, 2019

Totes Tits

(Adjective). A combination of two modern slang terms, "Totes" and "Tits," to mean absolutely, completely, amazingly mind blowing.

To put emphasis on the object's or experience's awesomeness.

Today is TOTES TITS!!!

Person 1: What do you think of this beer?
Person 2: It's TOTES TITS, Man!

by Btchen_B January 12, 2011

totsai

a very handsome man

Girl 1: damn he is so hot
Girl 2: his name must be Totsai!

by Tobskeh March 9, 2021

jew tots

short young men of jewish heritage. term of endearment.

Alex, Jacob, Noah, Brandon are all jew tots. Except Jacob, because he is Papa Tot and much taller than the others.

by 3ringcircus March 17, 2011

Jam Tottie

A classic game played by Males, where you have a sword fight with your genitals.

Jerry: I was a champ at Jam Tottie back in the day.

Ram: Wanna play?

Roy: That's my favorite game!

Jerry: really?

Roy: They don't call me ¨JamStarz¨ for nothing!

by Wheelz Noel October 25, 2014

totes inappropes

An adjective describing something that is beyond inappropriate. It is so inappropriate that it is totes inappropes.

Look at the naked man on the street humping a mailbox. That's totes inappropes.

by Urtotesinappropes March 11, 2005