toss

A load of semen which has left the penis and is in the air, about to land on someone or something.

Look at that toss, it's gonna hit her in the eye!
I can't believe Fallone caught the entire toss!

by btossdu January 8, 2009

Tossed

A word that it often used by Lebanese people instead of the word 'Tosser'.

Trevor is such a Tossed.

by farawayfromuk September 23, 2011

toss

Trash or thorw away, something done badly.

Ugh, this drawing I just did is utter toss

by Sherrice September 17, 2005

Tossed

When a hammered drunk person is thrown out of a bar as the guilty party or sometimes as an innocent bystander by a bouncer.

Hey, remember when Pidge, Wood, and Ern got tossed last night?

by Ernest P April 21, 2011

tossed

1) To get your ass handed to you in a nice fluffy basket.
2) To otherwise get your shit ruined.
3) To be on the wrong side of a one-sided fistfight.
4) To recieve or perform manual action on yourself.

NOTE: Exists only in the perfect and future perfect forms.

1) Think I'm soft? You'll get tossed!
2) Andy got tossed when he called that biker a pussy.
3) Jack's going to the dentist today to fix his mouth after Bruce tossed him.
4) I got my salad tossed by Jack's sister when he was at the dentist.

by Albas December 14, 2008

TOSS

Turn On Safe Search. A warning givien to someone after telling them to Google It, lest they be subject to horrible images.

Person 1: What's a hemorrhoid?
Person 2: Uhhh... Google it, but make sure you TOSS first.

by soulchildremix September 16, 2010

toss

the joyful pleasure of rubbing the penis up and down in a fast motion to create lots of pleasure leading to the discharge of a leaky substance

" Rusell had a good old toss over his bro last nite"

" wots dat white shit on your shirt jonalady is it wen u had a good toss l;ast night over sian"

by reggin cadcol April 11, 2006