Tonka Tickets

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My sister has tonka tickets

by Wife of Tonka Twig January 10, 2010

Tosca

Tosca came from the name of an opera. That she is. She is a really good friend, she is helpful and generous, and she is very honest. Sometimes she seems stupid but she knows when to be serious. Also she is very beautiful and smart. All the people love her smile and her pretty eyes.

“Tosca sounds familiar”
“No, Tosca sounds beautiful”

by Marty234 February 8, 2018

torkad mango

A boy answeres "torkad mango" when asked:

-What do I have in the bag baby
-TORKAD MANGO!
-Yeah, your right sugar

What do I have in my bag?
TORKAD MANGO

by yoboytorkadmango November 19, 2021

back it up like a Tonka truck

To back it up and get down.

An ancient saying, originating in Mesopotamia, recently reintroduced by rapper Pitbull in the song 'On the Floor' by the Jennifer Lopez.

Moments after entering the club, Matthew backed it up like a Tonka truck.

Joseph ordered a root beer at the bar, then proceeded to back it up like a Tonka truck.

by grandmaster_phag June 28, 2016

Tonka Turtle

A large feminine physique, with a round tummy, ugly face, likes there food and a hump in the back. Usually a stage 5 clinger. Also usually pleased with a purchase of french fries.

Wowww there are tonka turtles everywhere! Look at them eating their frenchhh fries

by schifo December 27, 2010

Toshallucination

This occurs when an individual is in the kitchen or somewhere away from their Television and they hear a voice on the TV that sounds distinctly similar to that of Daniel Tosh, the host of the funny-as-hell video clip show Tosh.o. Thus, out of sheer instinct, the individual will run to his/her television in dissapointment to find that it is just some guy on 50 Star Stand-Up Weekend.

Man, last night I've been having mad Toshallucinations like every ten minutes. I was barely able to get any fucking sleep!

by IsraelHands09 July 7, 2010

Toscana

A region in the centre of Italy that could be defined as: The most perfect mix of art, history, culture, wisdom, enviroment, peace, beauty, sharpness, anathema, contradictions, arrogance, minds ever made in the entire world

Did you know that Toscana was the first country in the world to suppress death penalty and torture? It was 1786 and still going on.

by Sbirro November 27, 2004