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Tatey Masher Torture Tool

A device that is used when people need to go to the toilet either for a shit or a piss and u dont let them, u take the tatey masher and stab their belly causing them to do their business there and then.
Great Party Trick :D
Someone tells u they need the toliet, u ascort them to the tatey masher torture tool and stab them unexpectedly!
by Asterix September 30, 2005
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tingle in my tool

For men, a term used to describe being aroused by another man or woman to the point of getting a partial or full erection.
That guy, from next door, working on my car always manages to put a serious a tingle in my tool. I'd be happy to show him how to use another kind of tool.
by Happy Wolf December 21, 2006
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MASSIVE tool

i was just thinking
and i think it'd be a really good idea
if i stabbed out your eyes and ripped out all the nerves in your body and then took your pants and shrunk them
and then when you'd put them on
they'd be tight
and you would be able to see them or feel them so you wouldn't know
and then everyone would see you and make fun of you for being emo

^^A MASSIVE tool said that.
by Erectionking May 4, 2008
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Mega Tool

A person usually male who copies off of an entire group like the guy in my new haircut. You are a tool to a certain area if a lot of people in your area have the same look as you.

Mega Tool qualities: acts like a complete tool but says he's not, thinks he's tough because he got both of his ears pierced, Thinks he's cool because he got an ugly girlfriend.
Robert Masusock is a Mega Tool
by unknown45629 November 21, 2009
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Originated from Beavis and Butthead when Beavis whacks off in a neighbor's(Anderson's) toolshed.

verb.Masterbating in one's toolshed
"Have you been whackin off in meh toolshed?"
by Kat Johnson June 10, 2006
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pull my tool

"hey baby wanna pull my tool"

"uh no, you fukcing perv"
by ChickenPP July 5, 2008
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Mexican tool bag

A mexican tool bag is when you are going anal and the girl/boy poops on your "tool" forming a bag over it.
Dud it was so fun when your mom gave me a mexican tool bag last night.
by jamaaly May 6, 2011
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