Toothpasting

the act of getting the left over cum out of your dick like squeezing the last toothpaste out of the bottle

"Dude, did she catch you"
"Nah, i just skipped toothpasting"

by mattkitchens July 9, 2015

Toothpasting

When you apply toothpast to your penis in order to cleanse it.

Man: Darn! I can't get these grass stains off my penis!
Man 2: ...Ever tried toothpasting?

by Milky Susan May 19, 2017

Toothpasting

A method of getting high by rubbing toothpaste on ones nipples, Titanium Dioxide nanoparticles in the toothpaste enter the bloodstream and create an opiloid type high.

"Oh man im totally pasted right now"
"Toothpasting is so intense"

by highfives October 17, 2012

Toothpasting

Toothpasting is a type of masturbation where a man sucks another man’s penis until ejaculation, where he then used it as toothpaste.

Kellan refused to give a Toothpasting.

by Johnny Tinkerbottom February 9, 2023

Toothpasting

The method of draining the male urethra, reminiscent of squeezing an almost empty tube of toothpaste.

Hey dude, you've got hella piss-print. Have you been toothpasting properly?

by Prolapse2Wipe August 9, 2024

Toothpasting

Doing something impressive in a smooth, professional manner— like the consistency of toothpaste. Thus, toothpasting. Usually used in FPS game lobbies.

Ex.: Oh my god I just clutched that kill. I’m toothpasting so hard

by nyamunyamuchi March 28, 2025