toot

a short, sharp sound made by a horn, trumpet, or similar instrument.
"an accidental toot from the saxophonist"

a snort of a drug, especially cocaine.
"he still likes a toot"

by top 10 funny females April 29, 2022

Tooted

Tooted is describing a truck is lifted in the front and squatted in the back, more commonly known as a Squatted Truck. They are the kings of the road and are usually found in that Carolinas

“James where is your rear lift?” “I don’t like that bitch, I like my shit Tooted”

by RearLiftDaGang March 19, 2020

toot

home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal 'down-pipe', plastic coke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i'd explain more, but this isn't blue peter.

the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.

'oi, pass me that toot!'
'who's toot is it next'
'can i have a toot please richard?'
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!'

by doyle May 13, 2004

Toot

Another word used for vaping

Where's Mike McCowen at?
He's gone for a Toot

by boyobop January 13, 2018

toot

To bounce your ass up and down in the air preferably during sexual intercourse.

Where yo head go at when you want it from the back? Toot Toot that ass up!! You like it like that?

by HoneyBee18 July 03, 2003

toots

derogatory or pet name used for a woman, i.e. dame, broad, babe, skoit, sweetie. However, the word comes from the candy- "Tootsie Roll." The name "Tootsie" is short for Tutankhamen, the King of Egypt during the XVIII Dynast. The Tootsie Roll is also sometimes given the racist pseudonym "nigger-roll"- which is obviously horrible- however unknowingly accurate since the candy is already a euphemism for this.

"Hey toots, come take a look at this shit I left in the toilet!"

by Aron Taylor January 12, 2005

Toot

A term used when witnessing a fat person, or a general mong.
Can also be used with a thumbs up held on the palm of the other hand - this symbol allows you to demonstrate you have seen a TOOT without vocalising it.

*fat person walks past*
'TOOT'

by tootpatrol January 06, 2012