Boner Toner

Phrase used to describe the use of semen as printer ink.

This printer is so horrible I would rather spend money on boner toner than that expensive ink crap!

by LedZeppelin1419 October 15, 2010

Morning Toner

An un-expected and colossal dose of early morning fellatio which instantly cures a hangover.

I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!

by Famous Jim June 3, 2013

Toner Boner

The feeling that you get from looking at a 2005 orange ram 1500 daytona edition.

Damn dude!! Did you see what we just got taken to gapplebees by??!! I got a raging toner boner!

by Thedaytoneroringinal October 8, 2020

toner

a musical boner

i have such a toner for *music artist name*

by spongebobgrande June 24, 2023

Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 1, 2016

Toner

A musical boner. Getting excited/aroused because someone has the same music taste as you do. It's even better when they are as into the band/song as you are.

Dillan likes the same band I do. Hearing him tell me about his favorite lyrics gives me such a toner.

by Ayyyebuddy June 13, 2015

Toner

The noun "Toner" is when a female get's a boner and their clit can grow 2-5 from it's original size and is then considered a "Toner".

Toner Specifications:
Anywhere from 3-5 inches is considered a Toner.

"Oh my god, I think I can see that girls Toner!"

by BradyWasHere December 6, 2019