Boner Toner

Phrase used to describe the use of semen as printer ink.

This printer is so horrible I would rather spend money on boner toner than that expensive ink crap!

by LedZeppelin1419 October 12, 2010

Morning Toner

An un-expected and colossal dose of early morning fellatio which instantly cures a hangover.

I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!

by Famous Jim June 03, 2013

Toner Boner

The feeling that you get from looking at a 2005 orange ram 1500 daytona edition.

Damn dude!! Did you see what we just got taken to gapplebees by??!! I got a raging toner boner!

by Thedaytoneroringinal October 09, 2020

Toner

The noun "Toner" is when a female get's a boner and their clit can grow 2-5 from it's original size and is then considered a "Toner".

Toner Specifications:
Anywhere from 3-5 inches is considered a Toner.

"Oh my god, I think I can see that girls Toner!"

by BradyWasHere December 06, 2019

Toner

A musical boner. Getting excited/aroused because someone has the same music taste as you do. It's even better when they are as into the band/song as you are.

Dillan likes the same band I do. Hearing him tell me about his favorite lyrics gives me such a toner.

by Ayyyebuddy June 11, 2015

Toner

Toners ever growing boner, Toner is a nickname for THE tony. Toner is Regina George incarnate and is the best and hottest you will ever meet, he will eat you alive.

Signed by Slimjim,
Junibible and TONER

Slimjim: Toner why did you kick the chair
Toner: I think deeply..
Junibible: Toner is my son.

by toner/Junibible/Slimjim June 27, 2024

toner

The thing your printer is ALWAYS out of.

Joe: The damn printer is out of toner again! And I gone 5 minutes before class starts...

by Sir_Reginald_N00bington October 09, 2015