tomssunflower

An absolutely amazing Tiktoker :)

You're such a tomssunflower.

by marz_on3arth March 26, 2022

tomossrealwife

The best mutual ever. She is so funny, kind and an amazing person.

dilucssrealwife: hey, who is the best person in the world?

everyone: tomossrealwife

by elizathewhore May 3, 2022

Tomos A35

Moped produced by Tomos from 1954 to 2018, their year of bankruptcy. Famous for their kickstart, and being easy to tune up to 80km/h with modified stock parts. Not even kidding with that one. They have gradually fallen into obsecurity because of the rise of scooters. They're still driving around though. Reliable and fast, you should probably get one.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got a Tomos A35.
Guy 2: How fast does it go?
Guy 1: 50.
Guy 2: Jesus.

by TheDumbAssGuy May 10, 2023

Tomos

Anal probes expert

person 1: Oy that guy is a Tomos.
person 2: Ikr! He's fascinated by anuses

by anymous201023331 January 16, 2024

keef tomsum

Keef Tomsum is a term that is often used to describe a tall black man who actually freed the slaves. His large hands and feet, coupled with an inordinately small car, all serve to suggest an incredibly large dick that has been proved to extend farther than the ends of the universe. Not to be confused with the other lesser-known Snickers member, Keem Tomlinson.

Person 1: Is that two guns in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Person 2: ...that's a nine mil and a nine inch.
Person 1: Okay then mister Keef Tomsum.

Person 1: What the fuck is that? That's gotta be at least nine inches!
Person 2: Yeah, I call him little Keef Tomsum.

by balzinjawz November 23, 2021