Tomosu

A person who is too awesome for his own good. Since he can sometimes overload with such pure and complete awesomeness, he will occasionally shed it off onto the people around him, thus changing their luck for the better. It has also have been a stated fact that his awesomeness is also the cure to cancer, type 2 diabetes, AIDs/HIVs, and hepatitis A... See More, B, AND C. It is also a fact that by being around Tomosus can pose a major heath risk. The reason: Ubergraitnesoverdoz (pronounced: "Uber-Greatness-Overdose") Radiation, otherwise known as "the Completely Awesome form of Radiation". It can cause you to blush, stutter for words, forget what you were talking about, tight and/or aching muscles, and laugh at jokes that weren't even funny. If you have experienced any of these symptoms, you may have been effected by Ubergraitnesoverdoz Radiation, and experts stresses the importance of consulting with your pillow.
And he is also known to be directly related to Chuck Norris.

1: "Man, I have cancer!"

"Hey, don't worry, just tomosu it out!"

2: "Dude, that joke wasn't even funny, so why did I laugh?"

"Don't worry, you probably only have a tomosu sense of humor"

by Infected with tomosu February 13, 2010

tomosis

The act of being a self-indulgent person who spends time avoiding work or other useful activity: bum, drone, good-for-nothing, idler, layabout, loafer.

that guy is really lazy, must have a tomosis cause he is always lazing around his couch watching TV!

by Steve A Strizer October 2, 2006

Yamashita Tomoyuki

Japanese general of the Imperial Japanese Army during World War II

I can still remember how vicious Yamashita Tomoyuki was back in the days.

by Kulkul July 16, 2019

Toosunday

The day when procrasinators cram everything in because the Sunday before was a false Sunday

My Toosunday sucked! I had to finish three books on one day because I didn't do it on the crappy Sunday.

by Donnatello September 2, 2007

Tomosaurus

An ancient creature created by one of Tom's less successful time travel experiments. In the near future Tom tries to send himself back in tie to replace Arnie with a young clone of himself, but it goes wrong and the clone goes back 75 million years. A Giganotosaur is the first to discover this lil' clone in the wilderness, but latent temporal warps etc pull them both into another dimension and a genetic fusion merges the two creatures into the Tomosaurus.

At a massive 8000 feet long and with reasonable telekenisis, Tomosaurus is a prime example of how nature + science + insanity = power gaming.

(or to put in Manus-speak, that picture Roxy did for Tom)

You are all doomed!!!!!

by onfolkestone.co.uk July 15, 2004

tomsula

The first guy to come over and bang your wife or girlfriend during hard times or after breakup. The Tomsula sports a signature thick black mustache luring unsuspecting women in hopes of a unique "riding" experience.

That Tomsula thinks he's hot shit, but but I just knocked up his daughter.. and I have aids. Welcome to the family, bro.

by Realtalkdaily December 10, 2015

tomosexual

One who has sexual acts, or enjoys sexual things with toe's.

Did you see Amy having sexual acts with that toe, she's a total tomosexual.

by lucainphotoshop March 27, 2007