Toming

The act of toming is when you get into bed next to your partner and your feeling in the mood but they are asleep. Then you proceed to have intercourse with your sleeping partner and finish on her. Then Later when she wakes up and find she is covered in cum and starts to rant at you your responds is 'you didn't complain last time'

Zack:Hey man what you do last night
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming

by Screte January 18, 2015

Timming

The unintentional act of stealing ones girlfriend

there he goes, timming the new girl..

by Unintentionallyevil November 16, 2017

torming

Pronounced (Tore-ming) Meaning to glow or to shine brightly

Dude, that light is torming, how many lumens is it.
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The sun is torming today

Used at any time if appropriate

by Kro26 August 16, 2012

Toming

To work on an online riddle, esp. one such as mynameistom.

Instead of writing my research paper, I'm getting mindfucked while toming.

by OneNerdfighterAmongMany February 26, 2009

Tommin

THe excessive use of over exageration in a story to explain a point.

Yo man stop tommin that would never happen.

by Donz44 June 28, 2010

Toming

When you wait outside with your drunk friend to make sure they get in the rideshare you called for them.

Where's Drew?
He's outside toming with Mandie so she gets home.

by SpankySpeedy December 22, 2018

Tommying

To talk with a fake or phony british accent.

That kid sounds like he's from London, tell him to stop Tommying.

by tee-mac May 11, 2010