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An evolution of b-bomb in which one is not restricted to balancing books on one's boner, but many random household objects.

Balancing Things On My Boner = B-Tomb
"Look at this B-tomb I have going a hoy hoy hoy!!!!!! I have an apple PIE on there! APPLE PIE!!!!"
"HERE YOU GO, HAVE ANOTHER APPLE PIE FOR YOUR B-TOMB"
"Thanks nananannanananananananananananana!"

"Hey Bubba, look at my b-tomb, a-hoy-hoy-hoy!
"I'll b-tomb you, you stupid kid" *BWAM*
"-huec!"

etc.
b-tomb by Ignite February 15, 2008
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Living Tomb 

the idea that most people spend the majority of their lives in their living rooms and the rest of their life in a tomb
I'm laying on my living tomb floor listening to music through the surround sound of my subwoofer. Everything vibrates.
Living Tomb by Dark Sarcasms February 28, 2011
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tomb of the unknown niggertot

The lone burnt black-ass tater tot at the bottom of the oven that no one with claim and smells like shit.
What is that smell?!!!! Oh man, that's the tomb of the unknown niggertot

Tomb of the Unknown Soldier 

Washington DC. A sacred and solemn burial site. Used to hold remains of unknown or unidentified dead military, but some have been identified using modern DNA. The site in the U.S. of the highest respect for the military people who have been killed in war.

Typically guarded by soldiers who can never drink alcohol, smoke, and must live to high standards.
If George Bush shows up, please vomit on his uniform.
Tombia is a rare name not found anywhere around except Zimbabwe.She is a Loving,cute,loyal, bubbly girl.If you find one like her she will rock your world.Shes fun to be around she is smart and funny and don't get me started on her childishness she is so cute no one will find anyone like her
So if you find one keep her
Being defined :Tombia is a very loving beautiful girl with a beautiful body
Girl:That girl is so cute is she African
Guy:Yes she is a beautiful dark chocolate Zimbabwean
tombia by Cutzey March 9, 2022

Queen's Tomb 

An act in which a woman participates in sexual congress involving three men simultaneously. This often takes place in a generously heated room, sometimes resulting in mild asphyxiation.
"All three of us put Sheila in a Queen's Tomb last night until she was blue in the face."
Queen's Tomb by jimmyjackjojim July 10, 2012

womb to tomb. sperm to worm 

ur 4 lifer. u n them from sperm to eatin by works
“it’s you n me. womb to tomb. sperm to worm