by frickfracketysnicksnackety May 22, 2019
Get the tomas mug.Toma is a name often given to absolute sexual geniuses who can make women so horny and wet that women have been know to hold battle over who will get to be screwed by him. In these battles all the women have hot lesbian sex and the three hottest have a foursom with Toma. People whos names are Toma generally have larger penises than most mortal men and never have to masturbate for they have no lack of women and usualy lose there virginity to hot nurses working at the hospital.
by Honeykin February 4, 2009
Get the Toma mug.by datman69 November 12, 2013
Get the toma mug.toma is a natural born sexy beast he has a rly hot personality and can seduce anyone under his spell. but don’t mess with toma, because behind his sexy mask he’s an absolute savage and will do everything in his power to destroy you. or though toma is skinny and short, he can pack a strong kick and punch so be carful. or though toma acts tough, he’s a sweet little fruit cup that will do anything to protect his bfl’s. in conclusion this was all a joke, tomas an ugly sloppy poo that needs to be exterminated immediately.
by sydney.serenq December 21, 2021
Get the toma mug.An act of ejaculating on an old woman's breasts and then making her lick it off, a good exercise for the old woman as well as entertainment for the man.
by MortusX October 3, 2017
Get the Toma mug.My boy was sayin to give him the control and i was like naa and he was yellin n' shit so i throw it at him and say TOMA
by DarioEggie July 18, 2008
Get the toma mug.An acronym for Tits on my Ass. Used whenever the long winded phrase is out of the question, or when you feel the urge to use it in an inappropriate environment.
Jay: Looks like Daniel's going to flake again...
Frank: Well I'll have tits on my ass!
Frank: The vending machine stole your dollar, dude
Jay: TOMA!
Frank: Well I'll have tits on my ass!
Frank: The vending machine stole your dollar, dude
Jay: TOMA!
by JyKm May 25, 2009
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