Toasting

The act of taking a shower and dressing into fly ass clothing in preparation of going out on the town. The act of "toasting" in order to become "crispy".

Yo dawg I ain't crispy yet to go out. I am still toasting.

by Chokolate Thunda January 16, 2009

Toasting a marshmallow

When you're spooning with your partner and they fart on your dick causing you to get an erection.

While laying with my girlfriend she rolled over into the spooning position and farted on my dick. The warmth was just like toasting a marshmallow.

by ConditionOfAnonymity November 8, 2014

Tomatoing

When a girl cums while on her period, and the discharge includes menstruation.

Crystal said she was on her period, but we had sex anyway, and she started tomatoing hard.

by scratchedCD May 3, 2018

Toasting

The act of one clenching their toes and inserting into an orifice mainly sexually.

“Oh Adam, I can’t wait to Toast you”
“Her feet were small, perfect for toasting.”

by Oh no tuxedo mask June 3, 2018

toasting

To place your penis 'twixt two slices of fresh bread - buttered, obviously - and offering it to the missus.

come here darling, i have a sandwich for you.....

by DirtySanchez April 11, 2004

Tosting

Toilet-Posting. Posting on blog or some social networking applications while on the toilet. With the popularity of the internet and new Facebook and mySpace apps on Android, IPhone and Windows phone operating systems, more people are scanning the internet while sitting on the toilet. When they decide to post something from that seat, they are tosting.

I was reading your wall while pinching one off and could not resist tosting my two cents.

by 73kg May 4, 2010

Toasting Tigh

When a beloved television show leaps into the fantastic and violates the trust of the audience.

Similar to Jumping the Shark or Nuking the Fridge. This happens whenever writers get lazy and/or have run out of material. "Ron, I've run out of ideas, what should I do? I'm tired, I'm Toasting Tigh to meet the deadline."

by ezracorpse October 9, 2008