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tolkienesque

resembling J.R.R. Tolkien or his writings, particularly the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
A common theme in tolkienesque literature is a company of heroes embarking on a quest to defeat an evil dark lord. Other features are the presence of humanoid races found in Tolkien's fictional Middle-Earth, such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Trolls and/or Hobbits.
by fartman January 2, 2009
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tollie

South African slang word for penis.
Baby you look so lekker, my tollie is getting stiff!

Yes, it's true...Bernard has a small tollie.
by Serpent Tongue August 31, 2006
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Hot Toddie

The act of throwing up on your dick and balls while taking a shit.
Tom was taking a shit at the bar, tried to puke between his legs, and gave himself a hot toddie
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toliet timer

this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male pisses in the females face, and sees how long he can piss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.
"dude, last night, i got a new whore, and took the toliet timer to a 27 seconds!"
by whatthefuck69 January 20, 2009
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Toliet Terrorism

When someone shits in, pukes in, pisses in, and ejaculates in a toliet. This also often overflows the toliet or clogs it.
Dan: Why did you leave Joe’s house so early?
Mike: Bro I committed toliet terrorism and he can never know it was me.
by 15_MELO_7 July 25, 2018
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toliet rocket

While mid-way during a shit, you sneez, which cause the shit to fly out of your ass like a rocket. If done correctly your ass hole should burn for 3-4 minutes as if a mexican just poured hot sauce right into you anal cavity
" my allerges were acting up in the port-o-potty and had this worst toliet rocket of my life!"
by Stephen Meehan June 15, 2008
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J.R.R. Tolkien

an artist and a genius. Known for the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. Pretty much awesonme dude. Wish I could have met him before he died.
Guy: Who's that Tolkien guy?
Girl: You don't know? Let's go to my nerd lair and find out.
by Elisabeth Sherman November 24, 2004
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