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Devil's Toenails

Usually consumed by starving Dead Heads and Hippies, Devil's Toenails are simply a crushed-up version of Ramen noodles without the liquid, usually with whatever flavor packet is included.
"We're all so strung out on acid that we can't even heat up a cup of water. It looks like we'll be eating Devil's Toenails again tonight for sure!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 22, 2023
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Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.
by Corncakes December 25, 2024
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ingrown toenail

The most painful thing some onecan go through..its where your toenail curves and starts to cut threw skin.
That ingrown toenail hurts like hell!!

My ingrown toenail is causing an infection.

They cut my toe off be cause of the ingrown toenail!
by One painful thing December 28, 2005
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lil toenail

Lil toenail is a dude with a ski mask and finna finesse all your grandmas on the very same day your reading this. Good Luck ;)
by Lil Orgy August 14, 2017
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Toenail Fairy

An overweight demon who moans when she sees toes and steals them.
MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT THING
oh that’s shalissa she’s a toenail fairy
by Yes Quintin it’s actually me November 6, 2019
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Toenail Diarrhea

When you have the shits so bad and you almost can't take the runny, burning liquid; you begin to dig your toenails into the floor, to prevent yourself from screaming in pain. Usually accompanied with a terrible smell and loss of digestive and colon tract.
Dude, Jenna, did you hear?" "No, what is is, Marissa?" "Steven was in the bathroom for almost an hour." "Oh wow, he had toenail diarrhea again, he needs to stop eating that damn Mexican food.
by Shadowinchester September 19, 2010
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cooler than the polar bear's toenail

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.
by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004
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