toddler dick

A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.

Guy) Why did they get divorced?

Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.

Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.

by Aunty Annihilator January 1, 2012

Jason Todd

The act of being beaten to death by a clown with a crowbar.

Person 1: You see that asshole over there?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: I'm about to Jason Todd his ass.

by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT September 7, 2021

todd county

town in kentucky full of country people and hoes

"Wow, You're really from todd county? i don't know how to feel about you."

by tcky May 30, 2017

todd posting

On various websites and image boards, the act of posting a Picture of Todd Howard and telling people to buy Skyrim and Fallout 76, possibly threatening them to do so

Hey guys it's me Todd Howard, i was just making sure that all of you have preordered Fallout 76...No? *pulls out handgun* you feeling lucky, punk? No this is really me, i am not Todd Posting.

by Literally Braindead June 16, 2018

Forde Todd

The greatest chess player of all time. (aka Mr.Rizz)

I wish I was Forde Todd so I could beat everyone in chess

by Halmarkman123 June 13, 2023

eye m sofa king we todd ed

A funny way to say "I am so fucking retarded". Mostly used by drunks to fool their friends.

"Hey dude, read this."
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"

by Chipperbud October 18, 2013

The Todd

A character on Scrubs that has a habit of turning every sentence into a double entendre, no matter what the cost. May be bisexual, as he has been seen hitting on both men and women. Loves wearing banana hammocks.

Elliott: "Anaconda," isn't that the one with the giant snake?
(The Todd suddenly pops up from behind a counter)
The Todd: (pointing to self) No, this is the one with the giant snake. I was waiting down there for hours.

by JNNC July 16, 2006