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Tobey Fever

a disease which is caught from spending an abundance of time inside tobey hall. Symptoms may include : dressing up in various ways, running around, emitting strange noises, and not giving a damn. Also the only prescription is more cowbell.
by sarahdoodle February 3, 2007
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tobogganism

Tobogganism: The belief that the great god Tobogganai is on an uprise. The belief also interprets that after death, Zealots are carried to the afterlife in a Platinum Toboggan. Most followers and or Zealots wear elongated sock hats referred to as Tobögganes. The after realm is commonly referred to as Tobogga. Tobogganism was founded by Jamalla Jarvison McMafuckin'spanky (also referred to as Motha fucking McSpanky) in 1806. While ancient prophecies have condemned that all humans (even with other religious beliefs) are tobogganists. The earliest recognitions of Tobogganism do however refer to the Ancient Druids, while Saint McSpanky disagrees otherwise. Places of worship include but are not limited to: The universal Temple of Tobogganai, St. Chubbs Fellowship LLC, and many more. Currently, Tobagganism consists if a mere 2,376 followers. While most members believe in pure peace, other believe that a harmony is yet to come in a not so distant future. Are you a tobogganist?
Chubbs: are you a tobogganist? Or have you ever heard of Tobogganism?

Stranger: What the hell is a tobogganist?

Chubbs: We tobogganists worship the great god Tobogganai!

Stranger: *quickly walks away*
by B. McSpanky January 5, 2014
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tobobins

A innocent cute looking princess with a strong competitive drive that possesses strength speed and intimidating stares and pierces right through you when she looks at you.
BIG TOUGH TOBOBINS
by Yobobins April 6, 2017
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Tobetelogi

Extremely hot :heart_eyes: and the best admin in the Onion Wonderland - carries all attributes of Tobias and fucks everyone's mothers (can unfuck for special circumstances)
Tobetelogi is hot. - Sub
I know right? - Joe
by notSub July 1, 2021
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Noggin Toboggan

"Noggin Toboggan is one of the most innovative punk bands out there."

Rolling Stone-2006
by markbd00 October 30, 2011
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tushy tobogganing

The act of sliding your penis between the two butt cheeks without penetrating the butt hole. Usually performed when a man is bored with titty fucking or sticking his penis in every other orifice of his long term significant other, but the S.O. refuses to do anal sex.
Guy: Baby just one time, let me get in that butt hole, just for a little bit.
Girl: For the 1000th time, absolutely not! My friend did it once and said it hurts too much.
Guy: At least let me go tushy tobogganing then.
Girl: Well ok, but no funny business!
by Noodleboy March 8, 2016
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Scottish Toboggan

An anal trail of three or more kilted men, with a courtesy reach-around toot for the “engine.”
As long as you bring decent scotch, I’ll save you a spot in the Scottish Toboggan tonight.
by DMixylodian April 2, 2019
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