tic tac titties

when its really cold, and your nipples get super hard, theyre like tic tacs. pretty much self-explanitory!

it's so fuckin' cold i got tic tac titties!

by da trick biatch November 28, 2005

kitties titties

Similar to the phrase “the bees knees” but with much more passion. If you're the kitties titties you're basically the shit. You've done something pretty damn good to be given this title.

Wow the variety show was really amazing this year!

Ya our student council is the kitties titties.

by Shanley deacon June 15, 2014

Dem-Titties

Something you should show me, or anyone willing to ask to see.

"Hey you, show me Dem-Titties!"

You Answer: Lift all upper Garments sos to not obstruct the view of Dem-Tittties.

by squirrel :D December 26, 2011

saggy titties

Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.

"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"

"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"

by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014

black titties

An extraordinarily exciting, unique, or awesome thing. A descriptive addition to tits or titties.

Jeff: "I finally got my new graphics card in the mail and installed it!"
Rob: "Is it tits?"

Jeff: "It's 6 black titties dude you gotta see it."

by buddgaf May 30, 2017

skillet titties

Breasts that have huge,black areolas the size of throw rugs and resemble well seasoned cast iron skillets.Commonly found on Afro-Americans,Hindis,Pakis,central and south american women.

You just know Oprah has them big ole skillet titties.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

Tittle Cake

a small, delicious, and utterly irresistible block of congealed diacritical marks.

comes from a scrumptious combination of the words "tittle" (the dot over an 'i' or 'j') and "cake" (delicious)

it is often used because of how inappropriate and funny it sounds when in reality it is simply a fun thing to say to friends.

1. "A tittle cake always has 3 candles"

2. "Hey, guess what."
"What?"
"Tittle cake."
"Haha!"

by fourthcandle March 19, 2009