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Rhode Island Tire Shine

When some asshole in his Maserati, Benz, Porsche, etc. from New York parks too close to your dirty pickup truck, so you bless his new Pirellis with about 14 ounces of used Miller light straight out of your wang.
Damn, Roger really blessed that asshole in the Maser with a fresh RHODE ISLAND TIRE SHINE!!

But Matty slayed that Benz at the country club the other day with a fresh RI tire shine…

Morgan really shined up that Maybach last night…homey got straight blessed with that tire shine!!
by MIZZLER May 5, 2022
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tire kicker

Someone who is indecisive about purchasing a product or service, and never feels satisfied with what they are offered. In the end a tire kicker may or may not buy. The term comes from sales people at car dealerships. Tire kickers would come around frequently, kick the tires a few times on the cars that they liked, but never make a solid purchasing decision on any particular car or trim.
That tire kicker has come here every day for the last month, don't waste any time on him.
by Ethan April 27, 2004
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Tired

I'm TIRED.

(T)icked off.

(I)rritated.

(R)eady to cry.

(E)xtremely upset.

(D)one.
by Aihc November 25, 2013
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just tired

When somebody says this, what it really means is that they are incredibly depressed and don't want to talk about it.
Person 1: Hey man, I noticed those cuts on your wrists and I was wondering if you're doing alright.
Person 2: Nah I'm just tired.
by seansucksatguitar August 25, 2018
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Terelak

A Terelak is someone who is grumpy most of the time. To strangers he seems unapproachable and quite morose. To outsiders watching in, he can seem bored and disorientated. To those who know him, he often dishes out bants left right and centre. Often after a big night out a Terelak will come to work late, unshaven, wearing the same clothes (or a similarly grotty and unironed item) and being even more grumpy than usual. A classic Terelak tactic after such nights is to not wear his jacket, therefore making it look like he's been at his desk and is not actually late.

Terelak's often use vocab no-one understands. It is essential that a dictionary is relied on when talking to a Terelak.
"I did a Terelak last night, lost my keys, my phone, my life!"

"Why is that guy so angry looking?"
"Oh, I wouldn't worry, he's just a Terelak"
by Megabants November 15, 2012
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timelapsing

The hobby of doing things really slow, like praciticing for a timelapse movie in which it would seem normal speed.
Officer: "You was doing 40 mph but the limit is 80 mph, that's dangerous, son!"
Jack: "Sorry, i was timelapsing."
by horror drum June 30, 2011
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The Timeless Children

The Final Episode of Season 12 of Modern Doctor Who. This Episode is a perfect representation of taking something good and then taking a massive shit all over it
A Fake Doctor Who Fan: Wow, the Timeless Children was an amazing episode!
A Real Doctor Who Fan: No, it destroyed the show's cannon and everything good about the Doctor's character
A Fake Doctor Who Fan: You just saying that because the main character isn't a white male scum bag anymore, YOU SEXIST!
by Not Crowbar XD lol May 6, 2020
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