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Fat-timeline

Using the internet to track someones weight gain (typically from average to fat to obese) over a period of time.
Going on Facebook finding an array of pictures to track the weight gain of a female friend or acquaintance over time and so generate a fat-timeline using the results.
by rhob888 October 3, 2011
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Timelock

to disspell flatulence in an elevator without regard for the next occupant; thereby, trapping the person, or timelocking him or her, in the there with the fart.
OH NO! I've been timelocked in this elevator for the next 10 floors!
by miracleman1234 April 28, 2009
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Timelining

Searching your friends' old posts and liking them to make them embarrased of their old posts or just to troll them.

The act of going far back in the facebook post history of people you barely know and liking an inane status update to make them show up in the news feed.
"I just timelined my friend on facebook!"

"Let's go timelining!"
by partykivi November 10, 2012
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Timmed

verb to be 'Timmed' is to be convinced, coerced, or literally forced to get absolutely arseholed beyond all expectations, Usually involves; heroic volumes of hard liquor, criminally late nights, moments of dubious morality, questionable choices, certain regrets, but priceless fun.....
Juande; Jesus Christ Ian, you look like cold shit.

Ian; I feel it man. Bumped into Tazer last night, and he proper Timmed me. Last thing I remember, I was swinging from that big-ass chandelier in Rhinos, with my pants around my ankles screaming 'spank me' to fourteen pissed off strippers.... Then things got really bad....
Juande; that's nothing, I heard Smarm got so Timmed, when he came to, he was holding a half pint of neat vodka, opposite some chap flat-faced on the table, and about 50 Russian gangsters cheering and shouting his name. Turns out he was in Riga, Latvia, which would been nice, but they started drinking in Richmond.
by Botski December 23, 2014
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Timelines

Timelines

Holographic universe .. seems to be a buzz word …

That would support the notion infinite timelines are possible ..

It’s actually a rather nice thought .. especially the thought maybe even .. we (some of us) actually inhabit more than 1 … like alternate or even there is better versions of us, both out there and possible …

This is why I delete … everything I wrote still exists … and this is a little bat shit I know …

But feel even something like the minute details like what’s on urban .. differ each one … recalibrate perhaps …

I prefer all my musings to what science and the world tell us … believe nature has a cure for everything …

And also the highest timeline possible for myself is perhaps the reason I’m here and yes these are individual yet we live in a collective, free will obviously exists for all … work that out :)

Caught in a spiders web comes to mind
Timelines …. Just gotta get in sync…
by LetsTalkAboutX January 15, 2023
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timelexia

(n.)
A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.
Dina: Hello?
Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?
Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.
Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!
Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia
by Paranoid Chaos August 22, 2008
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Timelock

when a person or group hasn't updated their knowledge, fashion or technology since a specific period of history
Parent: "Who are you going to see play tonight?"
Kid: "Frenzal Rhomb"
Parent: "I've never heard of them"
Kid: "That's cause you're timelocked in the 70s"

Dude: "She's wearing leg warmers?"
Girl: "Yeah, she's in a 80s timelock"
by SanSabina January 14, 2013
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